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The Legend of Pinkamena starring Pinkie Pie and a bunch of human characters

There are two ways of reaching Equestria from the human world –but this story is about just one of them.

"So," I said, still struggling with the whole crazy idea. "If you fill the room with pink balloons and streamers and confetti, and then place a muffin..."

"A cupcake," she corrected me. "It has to be a cupcake." She shook her head, a half-smile on her lips. "Who knows what would happen if you used a muffin instead!"

"OK – a cupcake, and you have to cover it... in hot sauce?"

"The hot sauce is vital," she assured me. "It absolutely won't work without the hot sauce."

I nodded. OK, so hot sauce was vital! Good to know... "– and you place it in front of the mirror, and then you say – what was her name again?"

"Pinkamena!" she cried, shaking her head. "Weren't you listening Jessie? You have to say Pinkamena three times! Not four, not two – three! And then she'll appear!"

"The magical pink mirror pony?" I chuckled.

She nodded, deadly serious. "The magical pink mirror pony."

"Pinkamena Diane Pie?"

"Pinkamena Diane Pie."

"And what does she do, this Pinkamena Diane Pie, when she appears to you in the mirror?" I asked.

My friend smiled – and looking back on it now, even then I saw something sinister in that smile, some dark pleasure lurking behind that smile that should have made me think twice about going through with the whole ludicrous thing. But I didn't.

"Oh, nobody knows," she replied. "But you should totally be the first one to find out!"
A little taster for a potential human-in-Equestria story which may or may not ever be written.
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:iconwolfeofchaos:
WolfeofChaos Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2013
The Wolfe of Chaos sees this story going places.
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:iconadrenalineandsoma:
AdrenalineAndSoma Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2012
I want the rest of this story!
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Buttersc0tchSundae Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
It continues with Butterscotch's Adventures in Equestria - check out my gallery, AdrenalineAndSoma! :D
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NicLove Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Ok...
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:iconbuttersc0tchsundae:
Buttersc0tchSundae Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
:iconbutterscotchshrugplz:
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:iconniclove:
NicLove Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:?
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:iconnyar1athotep:
Nyar1athotep Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
I suppose you've never read Cupcakes.
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:iconrhymes-with-orange:
rhymes-with-Orange Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2011
YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE ME! THE CUPCAKES...ARE PONIES!!
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:iconlorhechapol:
Lorhechapol Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2011
Soylent Green reference? :S
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:iconbotasu-orichumo:
BOTASU-Orichumo Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2011  Student General Artist
pinkamena will come to your house and will use you as her secret ingredient of her muffings
:iconalfalfableh1plz::iconalfalfableh2plz::iconalfalfableh3plz:
:iconalfalfableh4plz::iconalfalfableh5plz::iconalfalfableh6plz:
:iconalfalfableh7plz::iconalfalfableh8plz::iconalfalfableh9plz:... errh, i mean cupcakes, what is the deference anyway?
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Buttersc0tchSundae Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Asparagus is the secret ingredient? Ewwww no! :iconewwwnoplz:
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Jiro-Dyne Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2011
Cupcake, you get Pinkie. If you used a Muffin, would you get Derpy? O.O
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:iconbuttersc0tchsundae:
Buttersc0tchSundae Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
:iconmuffinplz: I think so! :iconderpyconfusedplz:
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:iconcrazygirl250:
crazygirl250 Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2011
This is awesome XD
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:iconformorian5:
formorian5 Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2011
I would try it, except I fear loss of self-respect if it doesn't work and I relise i was a fool for trying it, deep sadness if it fails, and being held responsible for unleashing a sugar-high, half-mad pink pony onto the world.
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Buttersc0tchSundae Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Never let thoughts of things being impossible and/or threats of worldwide craziness stop you from trying it, formorian! :iconpinkiepieexcitedplz:
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madman12000 Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2011
She will DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! Ad Infinitum
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:iconemilysgotcurls:
emilysgotcurls Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2011
I am trying this. I don't care how much it costs and how weird it would sound. I am going to attempt the Legend of Pinkamena and I will succeed. It. Is. On!
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Buttersc0tchSundae Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
You should definitely try it, emilysgotcurls! Worst thing that could happen is that nothing happens and you get to enjoy an awesome cupcake slathered in hotsauce! :iconhotsauceplz::iconcupcakeplz:

Hmmm, no hotsauce! :/
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houka-hearts-kinzoku Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
I tried this today...

You can guess what happened...

Oh and The Great and Powerful Trixie is on her way to Fillydelphia... She wanted the rest of the humans to know...
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Buttersc0tchSundae Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
What???? IT WORKED? :wow:
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:iconhouka-hearts-kinzoku:
houka-hearts-kinzoku Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
The other way around actually... :/ Pinkamena didn't come out.... She pulled me in!! Don't try it... Had Celestia not been there when she did, the portal would have closed on me and sealed me in there forever...
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Buttersc0tchSundae Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Sounds scary! :iconpinkiepiehorrorplz: You wouldn't want to be trapped in there...
:iconforeverpinkieplz::iconsays3plz:FOREEEEVVVVVVEEER!
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rockman08 Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
i would! my human life sucks!

:iconso-awesomeplz:

just the thought of finally being free of all this...


thats it... TO THE BAKERY FOLLOWED BY THE PARTY STORE,

and finally wherever you buy hotsauce
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houka-hearts-kinzoku Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Now time to try the mail, packages, hay, and muffin idea... And to make sure, I'm bringing my Sun whistle. >.< Hope it really works as the princess told me... Wish me luck... ,>.<,
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:iconbuttersc0tchsundae:
Buttersc0tchSundae Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Good luck! :iconrainbowdashsaluteplz:
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:iconhouka-hearts-kinzoku:
houka-hearts-kinzoku Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Quick note: Never let Derpy cross to the other world. PLEASE... DO NOT ATTEMPT!!

I was questioned for property damage...
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SPARTANXIII Featured By Owner May 24, 2011
Sigh....... why is every character in a horror film so STUPID?!
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:iconbuttersc0tchsundae:
Buttersc0tchSundae Featured By Owner May 30, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
But it's not horror! Pinkie is going to come through the mirror and hug and kiss me....

FOREVER! :iconforeverpinkieplz:
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SPARTANXIII Featured By Owner May 30, 2011
Really? Cause after reading "It-that-shall-not-be-named" and the "Party Of One" episode well.........

Let's just say any summon that end's in Pinkie Pie appearing will have me holding a machete just in case.
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Buttersc0tchSundae Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
The worst thing that Pinkie would want to do to you is lick you all over like you were made of ice-cream.
Unfortunately, that seems to scare some people who prefer violence to sex. So... totally... WEIRD! :C
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Jaredraptor Featured By Owner May 22, 2011
I actually kind of want to try this sometime
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:iconbuttersc0tchsundae:
Buttersc0tchSundae Featured By Owner May 30, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Tell me what happens, Jaredraptor?
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:iconjaredraptor:
Jaredraptor Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2011
I would, except they really limit internet time here at the asylum.

She won't leave :iconpsychopinkieplz:
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Buttersc0tchSundae Featured By Owner Jun 3, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
:icondashlolplz:
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:iconbronybeforepony:
BronyBeforePony Featured By Owner May 21, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
She tells you a secret that you must keep ....forever!
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:iconbuttersc0tchsundae:
Buttersc0tchSundae Featured By Owner May 30, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
:iconforeverpinkieplz:
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:iconcosmeon:
Cosmeon Featured By Owner May 19, 2011   Digital Artist
I demand moar!
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:iconbuttersc0tchsundae:
Buttersc0tchSundae Featured By Owner May 30, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Coming soon Cosmeon!
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:iconcosmeon:
Cosmeon Featured By Owner May 31, 2011   Digital Artist
Yay! :3
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:iconthexxxx:
TheXxxX Featured By Owner May 19, 2011
I'm interested, but as I'm not for the humanizing of ponies at all, it would be interesting to see what you can make out of putting yourself into the Ponies' world. To tell the truth I really want to find out. :)
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Buttersc0tchSundae Featured By Owner May 30, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
...me too.

I know what happens at the beginning and the end... it's just the middle that's got me a bit puzzled.
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TheXxxX Featured By Owner May 30, 2011
Ah, alas that is how I've managed to have write two stories, one I wrote 10,000 words of an end and then 35,000 words of story and dropped it, the other I wrote 20,000 words of end and 40,000 words of story and haven't continued it! :( But you're more accomplished at completing stories than I, so I just know you'll work it out. :)
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kittyhawk-contrail Featured By Owner May 18, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
More fanart for you [link]
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thelovelypenguin Featured By Owner May 15, 2011
I wanna see moar!!!
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DiscoLeprekawn Featured By Owner May 13, 2011
Should we just knock down the Fourth wall now? It's getting beyond Repair.
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Buttersc0tchSundae Featured By Owner May 30, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
:iconpinkiepieportal1plz:I think we should... oh wait.:iconpinkiepieportal2plz:
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DiscoLeprekawn Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2011
Oh god, she's already here. Hide the streamers!
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Buttersc0tchSundae Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
The sarsaparilla! Someone hide the sarsaparilla! :icondashnoesplz:
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DiscoLeprekawn Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2011
She's moving towards the hot sauce! Somebody stop her!
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