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:iconbuttersc0tchsundae:
Is this the helm of the Enterprise? No, just the buttons you should press if you want to get clean before touching a single bit of toilet-paper. The pictures rather handily tell you what each feature is for. ;)
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:icongolferdude666:
I do so envy the Japanese.
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:iconcrimsonrisk:
Looks like fun!
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:iconaramis-dagaz:
Button #2 is for when you can't shake the Klingons on your rear.
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:iconcnreal:
That's for your rear? Ohh. I thought the picture was something else. ^^;
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:iconaramis-dagaz:
Of course, it's the button that controls the robo-bidet that you use to wash yourself after #2 so you don't need to mess with toilet paper. What did you think it was for?

Incidentally, according to Wikipedia, bidet is also the French word for pony, given how a standard bidet is "ridden" when used. As a brony, the connotations...boggle the mind, to say the least.
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:iconcnreal:
I thought... it was for something a little more... "forward"... "upfront"... if you know what I mean.

"bidet" means "pony"... :O btw, and this is a n00b question I'm sure, but how did you italicize your text? Is it that thing with slashes and less than/greater arrows?
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:iconaramis-dagaz:
With a standard bidet, you can actually do that. I'm sure some of the fancier integrated toilet/bidets can accomplish that as well. Some can blow-dry as well!

When I was living in Europe and before I knew what these things were used for, I'd just use the ones in my hotel room to wash my feet. I wouldn't recommend that now unless they give it a sparkling clean before you move in.

As for italicized text, you use < i > then < /i > (without spaces). Same thing with bold and underlined text.
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:iconcnreal:
...Wow, I really want to go to Japan. Thx 4 sgaring, and thanx for the info!
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~mck0027 Dec 20, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!:rofl:
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!rockman08 Dec 20, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
...........................To quote Zero Punctuation,
"Damn those japs are into some weird stuff, aren't they?"

But seriously, this is cool...
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